2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

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dendropsyche:

weloveshortvideos:

French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime

no way. no way. absolutely not. no.

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solodolokirby:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

This is fucking hilarious

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anxious-children:

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

HELL YEAH

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2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

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