daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

(via cumfort)

sourest:

it’s true
“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
— Winston Churchill (via observando)
wettestelk:

A trilogy
wettestelk:

A trilogy
wettestelk:

A trilogy
“there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]”

people with money. only people with money

travelling the world, “dropping everything” and moving to another city/state/country, majoring in your liberal arts interest of choice, applying/going to your dream college/university, buying your dream house, working at your dream job, cultivating/building/guiding your own dreams, dreaming. living.

(via chalriepace)

(via jennieintechnicolour)

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(via orgasm)

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

(via cumfort)

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

(via facebookmom)